If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you’d have $49 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you’d have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you’d have $0 today.
But, If you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for deposit you’d have $214 today. So the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-KEG Plan!!!
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