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A Man, His Dog, and Heaven This explains why we forward jokes

A Man, His Dog, and Heaven

This explains why we forward jokes:

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, “Excuse me, where are we?”

“This is Heaven, sir,” the man answered.

“Wow! Would you happen to have some water?” the man asked.

“Of course, sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.”

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

“Can my friend,” gesturing toward his dog, “come in, too?” the traveler asked.

“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t accept pets.”

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at! the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

“Excuse me!” he called to the man. “Do you have any water?”

“Yeah, sure, there’s a pump over there, come on in.”

“How about my friend here?” the traveler gestured to the dog.

“There should be a bowl by the pump.”

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

“What do you call this place?” the traveler asked.

“This is Heaven,” he answered.

“Well, that’s confusing,” the traveler said. “The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.”

“Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That’s hell.”

“Doesn’t it make you mad for them to use your name like that?”

“No, we’re just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.”

Soooo…

Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word.

Maybe this will explain.

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.

When you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how, you forward jokes.

Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?

A forwarded joke.

So, next time if you get a joke, don’t think that you’ve been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you’ve been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

You are welcome @my water bowl anytime!

God Bless You!

Friends

Prayer For Our President

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I take no credit or claim to this image it was found on: http://www.blackbusinessspace.com/group/weprayfortheobamafamily

What’s Really For Dinner

One day I had a date with friends for lunch. Mae, a little old “blue hair” about 80 years old, came along with them—all in all, a pleasant bunch.

When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, “Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate.”

I wasn’t sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. “Along with heated apple pie,” Mae added, completely unabashed.

We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn’t enjoy mine.

I couldn’t take my eyes off Mae as her pie a-la-mode went down. The other ladies showed dismay. They ate their lunches silently and frowned.

The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. I lunched on white meat tuna. She ordered a parfait.
I smiled. She asked if she amused me.
I answered, “Yes, you do, but also you confuse me.

How come you order rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible? She laughed and said, with wanton mirth, “I’m tasting all that is Possible.

I try to eat the food I need, and do the things I should. But life’s so short, my friend, I hate missing out on something good.

This year I realized how old I was. (She grinned) I haven’t been this old before.”
“So, before I die, I’ve got to try those things that for years I had ignored.
I haven’t smelled all the flowers yet. There are too many books I haven’t read. There’s more fudge sundaes to wolf down and kites to be flown overhead.

There are many malls I haven’t shopped. I’ve not laughed at all the jokes. I’ve missed a lot of Broadway hits and potato chips and cokes.

I want to wade again in water and feel ocean spray on my face. I want to sit in a country church once more and thank God for His grace.

I want peanut butter every day spread on my morning toast. I want un-timed long distance calls to the folks I love the most.

I haven’t cried at all the movies yet, or walked in the morning rain. I need to feel wind in my hair. I want to fall in love again.

So, if I choose to have dessert, instead of having dinner, then should I die before night fall, I’d say I died a winner, because I missed out on nothing. I filled my heart’s desire. I had that final chocolate mousse before my life expired.”

With that, I called the waitress over.. “I’ve changed my mind, ” I said. “I want what she is having, only add some more whipped cream!”

This is my gift to you – We need an annual Friends Day!

Live well, love much & laugh often ~ Be happy.

Share this with your friends.

Be mindful that happiness isn’t based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relation-ships with people we love and respect.
Remember that while money talks,  CHOCOLATE SINGS!

Burnt Biscuits

Burnt Biscuits

When I was a little girl, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then.  And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.  On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad.  I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed!  Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school.  I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I’ll never forget what he said:  “Baby, I love burned biscuits.”

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.  He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she’s real tired.  And besides – a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!”

You know, life is full of imperfect things…..and imperfect people.  I’m not the best housekeeper or cook.  What I’ve learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults – and choosing to celebrate each others differences – is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

“Don’t put the key to your happiness in someone else’s pocket – keep it in your own.”

B.A.D.

B.A.D.

While shopping, a woman spotted a man with an acronym on his shirt that had B..A.D.

Being the person that she was (curious), she stopped the man and asked,

“What does B.A.D. Stand for?” And trust me; you’ll be amazed at what his response was.

He replied B.A.D. Stands for: “Blessed And Delivered”.

That thought stuck with her as she finished doing her shopping that day.

So she came up with a little advice for you today.

  1. When the enemy tries to attack you, be B.A.D.
  2. When things don’t seem to be going right on your job, be B.A.D.
  3. When things are not looking good in your marriage, be B.A.D.
  4. When folks scandalize your name, just be B.A.D.

Get with somebody who you know that you can be B.A.D. With!!!

May God Bless You And Have a B.A.D. Day!

Any person that can kneel before God can stand before anything.

Now share this with the people who you know won’t mind being B.A.D.

Thank God – Take Time To Pray

Thank You God

Take time to pray

It only takes a minute out of your busy day!

I started not to do this, but as I  read it….

I understood God to say, ‘You need a miracle tomorrow…. So here
goes… Prov.  29:25…

You never know when  God is going to bless you!!

Good things happen  when you least expect them to !!!

Dear Lord, I thank You for this  day,

I thank You for my  being able to see and to hear this morning.

I’m blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God.

You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me.

Forgive me this day  for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to  you.

I ask now for Your  forgiveness.

Please keep me safe  from all danger and harm.

Help me to start  this Day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude.

Let me make the  best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from  You.

Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things.

Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over.

And give the best response when I’m  pushed beyond my  limits.

I know that when I can’t pray, You  listen to my heart.

Continue to use me to do Your will.

Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others Keep me strong
that I may help  the weak…

Keep me uplifted  that I may have words of encouragement for others.

I pray for those that are lost and can’t find their  way.

I pray for those that are misjudged and misunderstood.

I pray for those who don’t know You intimately.

I pray for those that will delete this without sharing it with others.

I pray for those that don’t believe.

But I thank you that I believe that God changes people and God changes  things.

I pray for all my  sisters and all my brothers.

I pray for each and every family member in their  households…

I pray for peace, love, and joy in their homes.

I pray that they are out of debt and all their needs are  met.

I pray that every  eye that reads this knows there is no problem, circumstance, or  situation greater than God.

Every battle is in Your hands for You to fight.

I pray that these words be received into the hearts of every eye that sees  it.

God  Bless You!!!

Repeat this  comforting phrase and see how God moves you!

God, I love you and I need  you.

Come into my heart,  please.

Amen.

The Sneeze

They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowed auditorium.

With their rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as the felt.

Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears.

This class would NOT pray during the commencements —not by choice, but because of a recent Court ruling prohibiting it.

The principal and several students were careful to stay within the guidelines allowed by the Ruling. They gave inspirational and challenging speeches, but no one mentioned divine guidance

And no one asked for blessings on the graduates or their families.

The speeches were nice, but they were routine until the final speech received a standing ovation.

A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone. He stood still and silent for just a moment,

And then it happened.

All 92 students, every single one of them, SNEEZED!!!!

The student on stage simply looked at the audience and said,

‘GOD BLESS YOU’. And he walked off stage.

The audience  exploded into applause.  This graduating class had found a unique way to invoke God’s blessing on their future with or without the court;s approval.

Isn’t this a wonderful story?  Share it with all your friends and God Bless You!!!

This is a true story. It happened at the University of Maryland.

Her Name Is Rose

Her Name is Rose

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, ‘Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?’

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, ‘Of course you may!’ and she gave me a giant squeeze.

‘Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?’ I asked.

She jokingly replied, ‘I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…’

‘No seriously,’ I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

‘I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!’ she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.

We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this ‘time machine’ as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.
Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, ‘I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.’

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, ‘ We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.

There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.

We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!

There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody! can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.’

She concluded her speech by courageously singing ‘The Rose.’

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.

One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s never too late to be all you can possibly be.

When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. We make a Living by what we get. We make a Life by what we give.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

Share this with others — If you choose not to, then you refuse to bless someone else.

‘Good friends are like stars…. ….You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.’

Life Lessons

Life Lessons

This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!! ………

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio

“To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.. It is the most-requested column I’ve ever written.

My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone…

4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will.. Stay in touch

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.

8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.

12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.

19.. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this matter?’

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.

35. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36.. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d 20 grab ours back.

41.. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The20best is yet to come..

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44. Yield.

45. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.”

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said,
‘ God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.’

God led the holy man to two doors..

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.

In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man’s mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished.

They were holding spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.

But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

God said, ‘You have seen Hell.’

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man’s mouth water.

The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, ‘I don’t understand..’

It is simple,’ said God . ‘It requires but one skill.

You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.’

Remember that I will always share my spoon with you!

Friends are the family that we choose for ourselves!

911 Call for Son

911 Miracle Call – Hear How A Mother
Saves Her Son After He is Shot

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“My son and I just watched this video
together and we are both in tears…”

- Carrie Sisco, tangle
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Crabby Old Man

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man’s sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health.  A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.

And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across the Internet.

Crabby Old Man

What do you see nurses?………..What do you see?
What are you thinking……….when you’re looking at me?
A crabby old man……….not very wise,
Uncertain of habit……….with faraway eyes?

Who dribbles his food……….and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice……….’I do wish you’d try!’
Who seems not to notice……….the things that you do
And forever is losing……….A sock or shoe?

Who, resisting or not……….lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding……….The long day to fill?
Is that what you’re thinking?……….Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse……….you’re not looking at me.

I’ll tell you who I am………..as I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding……….as I eat at your will.
I’m a small child of Ten……….with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters……….who love one another

A young boy of Sixteen……….with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now……….a lover he’ll meet.
A groom soon at Twenty……….my heart gives a leap
Remembering, the vows……….that I promised to keep.

At Twenty-Five, now……….I have young of my own
Who need me to guide……….And a secure happy home.
A man of Thirty……….My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other……….With ties that should last.

At Forty, my young sons……….have grown and are gone,
But my woman’s beside me……….to see I don’t mourn.
At Fifty, once more……….Babies play ‘ round my knee,
Again, we know children………..My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me………My wife is now dead.
I look at the future……….I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing……….young of their own
And I think of the years……….and the love that I’ve known.

I’m now an old man…………and nature is cruel
Tis jest to make old age……….look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles……….grace and vigor, depart
There is now a stone……….where I once had a heart

But inside this old carcass……….a young guy still dwells,
And now and again……….my battered heart swells
I remember the joys……….I remember the pain.
And I’m loving and living……….life over again

I think of the years . all too few……….gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact……….that nothing can last
So open your eyes, people……….open and see
Not a crabby old man .  Look closer………..see……….ME!!

*Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within……….we will all, one
day, be there, too!

*PLEASE SHARE THIS POEM

*Have a great day!

Godly Humor


“Little” John the Baptist

Matthew 18:4-5

“Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. “

Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”

Johnny looked up at her and said,

“He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”

Smile, it gives your face something to do!


Subject: Acts 2:38

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts 2:38!’

(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: ‘Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.’

‘Scripture?’ replied the burglar.. ‘She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!’

Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing scripture can save your life – in more ways than one!

Thought You Could Use A Hug

Thought you could use a God hug.

It’s on you, Sis

IN MINUTES SOMETHING WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY,

Tell people you love them! GO!!!!

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning the devil says,

“OH CRAP, SHE’S UP”!

Having Faith

His first owner also did not think that he could survive.  Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep..
At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him.
She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself.  She thought, all we need is a little faith.
Therefore she named him ‘Faith.’

In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward  him for standing up and jumping around.  Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk.  Amazingly, after only 6 months, like a  miracle, Faith learned to balance on his 2 hind legs and jumped to move  forward.  After further train ing in the snow, he can now walk like a  human being.

Faith loves to walk around now.
No matter where he goes, he just attracts all the people around him.  He is now becoming famous on the international scene.  He has appeared in various newspapers and TV shows — such as Oprah here’s the link for the video:

http://www.oprah.com/media/20080601_tows_tows_20060519_1

There is even one book entitled ‘With a little faith’ being published about him.  He was even considered to appear in one of Harry Potter movies.

His present owner Jude Stringfellow has given up her teaching job and plans to take him around the world to preach, ‘that even without a perfect body, one can have a perfect soul.’

In life there are always undesirable things.
Perhaps a person who feels things are not going as well as they could will feel better if they change their point of view and see things from  another perspective.
Perhaps this message will bring fresh new ways of thinking to everyone.
Perhaps everyone can appreciate and be thankful for each beautiful day that follows.

Life is the continual demonstration of the power of thinking positive and having faith.
Never lose faith.

Take Time!!! Very Deep!!!!

READ THIS VERY SLOWLY…. IT’S PRETTY PROFOUND.

Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven’t thought about it, don’t have it on their schedule, didn’t know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine.

I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back.  From then on, I’ve tried to be a little more flexible.

How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn’t suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed?  Does the word ‘refrigeration’ mean nothing to you?

How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched ‘Jeopardy’ on television?

I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, ‘How about going to lunch in a half hour?’  She would gas up and stammer, ‘I can’t. I have clothes on the line.  My hair is dirty.  I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain.’  And my personal favorite:  ‘It’s Monday.’ She died a few years ago. We never did have lunch together

Because Americans cram so much into their lives, we tend to schedule our headaches.  We live on a sparse diet of promises we make to ourselves when all the conditions are perfect!

We’ll go back and visit the grandparents when we get Steve toilet-trained.  We’ll entertain when we replace the living-room carpet..   We’ll go on a second honeymoon when we get two more kids out of college.

Life has a way of accelerating as we get older.  The days get shorter, and the list of promises to ourselves gets longer.  One morning, we awaken, and all we have to show for our lives is a litany of ‘I’m going to,’ ‘I plan on,’ and ‘Someday, when things are settled down a bit.’

When anyone calls my ’seize the moment’ friend, she is open to adventure and available for trips.  She keeps an open mind on new ideas.  Her enthusiasm for life is contagious  You talk with her for five minutes, and you’re ready to trade your bad feet for a pair of Roller blades and skip an elevator for a bungee cord.

My lips have not touched ice cream in 10 years.  I love ice cream.  It’s just that I might as well apply it directly to my stomach with a spatula and eliminate the digestive process  The other day, I stopped the car and bought a triple-Decker. If my car had hit an iceberg on the way home, I would have died happy.

Now…go on and have a nice day.  Do something you WANT to……not something on your SHOULD DO list. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say?  And why are you waiting?

Make sure you read this to the end; you will understand why I sent this to you.

Have you ever watched kids playing on a merry go round or listened to the rain lapping on the ground?  Ever followed a butter fly’s erratic flight or gazed at the sun into the fading night? Do you run through each day on the fly?  When you ask ‘ How are you?’  Do you hear the reply?

When the day is done, do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head?  Ever told your child, ‘We’ll do it tomorrow.’  And in your haste, not see his sorrow?  Ever lost touch?  Let a good friendship die?  Just call to say ‘Hi?

When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift….Thrown away…. Life is not a race Take it slower.  Hear the music before the song is over.
Show your friends how much you care.  Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.  If it comes back to you, then you’ll know you have a circle of friends.
To those I have sent this to… I cherish our friendship and appreciate all you do.

‘Life may not be the party we hoped for..  but while we are here we might as well dance!

Time For God

Time for God

Read only if you have time for God

Let me tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom. I almost deleted this email but I was blessed when I got to the end

God, when I received this e-mail, I thought…

I don’t have time for this… And, this is really inappropriate during work.

Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is…… Exactly, what has caused lot of the problems in our world today.

We try to keep God in church on Sunday morning….

Maybe, Sunday night.

And, the unlikely event of a midweek service.

We do like to have Him around during sickness…..

And, of course, at funerals.

However, we don’t have time, or room, for Him during work or play…

Because.. That’s the part of our lives we think….. We can, and should, handle on our own.

May God forgive me for ever thinking…

That… There is a time or place where..

HE is not to be FIRST in my life.

We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us.

If, You aren’t ashamed to do this…

Please follow the directions.

Jesus said, ‘If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.’

Not ashamed?

Pass this on ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT!!

Yes, I do Love God.

HE is my source of existence and Savior.

He keeps me functioning each and every day… Without Him, I will be nothing. But, with Christ, HE strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)

This is the simplest test.

If You Love God… And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE has done for you…

Share this with all the people you know!

Now do you have the time to pass it on?

Make sure that you scroll through to the end.

Easy vs. Hard

Why is it so hard to tell the truth but Yet so easy to tell a lie?

Why are we so sleepy in church but Right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?

Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail, but yet we forward all of the nasty ones?

Of all the free gifts we may receive, Prayer is the very best one…

There are no costs, but wonderful rewards….. GOD BLESS!

Notes: Isn’t it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world’s going to hell…

Isn’t it funny how someone can say ‘I believe in God’ but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also ‘believes’ in God).

Isn’t it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?

Isn’t it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you’re not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them

Isn’t it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.

I pray, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they will be blessed by God in a way special for them.

Puppy Bouquet

Thinking of You Today and Wishing You a Great Day!

A Puppy Bouquet From Me To You:

This is so cute, it deserves to be shared.

We all just
wanted to wish

you an enjoyable day !!

May you always have Love to Share,

Health to Spare and Friends that Care

Friendship, Love, and Laughter – M.I.L.K. Greetings

Friendship, Love, and Laughter



























Wisdom and Laughter – M.I.L.K. Greetings

Wisdom and Laughter

















Dear Ruth

Dear Ruth

Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one
letter. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at
the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and address.

She read the letter:

Her hands were shaking as she placed the letter on the table. “Why would
the Lord want to visit me? I’m nobody special. I don’t have anything to
offer.” With that thought, Ruth remembered her empty kitchen cabinets.

“Oh my goodness, I really don’t have anything to offer. I’ll have to run
down to the store and buy something for dinner.” She reached for her purse
and counted out its contents. Five dollars and forty cents. “Well, I can
get some bread and cold cuts, at least.” She threw on her coat and hurried
out the door. A loaf of french bread, a half-pound of sliced turkey, and a
carton of milk…leaving Ruth with grand total of twelve cents to last her until
Monday. Nonetheless, she felt good as she headed home, her meager offerings
tucked under her arm.

“Hey, lady, can you help us, lady?”
Ruth had been so absorbed in her dinner plans, she hadn’t even noticed two
figures huddled in the alleyway. A man and a woman, both of them dressed in
little more than rags. “Look lady, I ain’t got a job, ya know, and my wife
and I have been living out here in the street, and, well, now it’s getting cold
and we’re getting kinda hungry and, well, if you could help us, lady, we’d
really appreciate it.”

Ruth looked at them both. They were dirty, they smelled bad and, frankly, she
was certain that they could get some kind of work if they really wanted to.

“Sir, I’d like to help you, but I’m a poor woman myself. All I have is a
few cold cuts and some bread, and I’m having an important guest for dinner
tonight and I was planning on serving that to Him.”

“Yeah, well, okay lady, I understand. Thanks anyway.” The man put his
arm around the woman’s shoulders, turned and headed back into the alley. As she
watched them leave, Ruth felt a familiar twinge in her heart.

“Sir, wait!” The couple stopped and turned as she ran down the alley
after them. “Look, why don’t you take this food. I’ll figure out something
else to serve my guest.” She handed the man her grocery bag.

“Thank you, lady. Thank you very much!”

“Yes, thank you!” It was the man’s wife, and Ruth could see now that
she was shivering.

“You know, I’ve got another coat at home. Here, why don’t you take this
one.” Ruth unbuttoned her jacket and slipped it over the woman’s shoulders.
Then smiling, she turned and walked back to the street…without her coat and
with nothing to serve her guest.

“Thank you lady! Thank you very much!”

Ruth was chilled by the time she reached her front door, and worried too. The
Lord was coming to visit and she didn’t have anything to offer Him. She fumbled
through her purse for the door key. But as she did, she noticed another envelope
in her mailbox.

“That’s odd. The mailman doesn’t usually come twice in one day.” She
took the envelope out of the box and opened it.

The air was still cold, but even without her coat, Ruth no longer noticed.

Peace to You

One  Door Closes. Another Opens!

Revelations   3:8

When God leads  you to the edge of the cliff,

Trust Him fully and let go,

Only 1 of 2 things will happen,

Either He’ll catch you when you fall,

Or He’ll teach you how to fly!

‘The power of one sentence!

God is going to shift things around for you today
and let things work in your favor.

If you believe, share this.

If you don’t believe, thanks for reading.

God closes doors no man can open & God opens doors no man can close.

If you need God to open,  some doors for you…share this with others.

Have a blessed day and  remember to be a blessing…

Mary’s Lamb

Mary’s Lamb

Think carefully about

What you will be reading.

This is a new one for me…

Mary! Had a little Lamb,

Its fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,

The Lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school each day,

T’wasn’t even in the rule.

It made the children laugh and play,

To have a Lamb at school.

And then the rules all changed one day,

Illegal it became;

To bring the Lamb of God to school,

Or even speak His Name!

Every day got worse and worse,

And days turned into years…

Instead of hearing children laugh,

We heard gun shots and tears.

What must we do to stop the crime,

That’s in our schools today?

Let’s let the Lamb come back to school,

And teach our kids to pray!

If you agree, please share this.

It is said that 86% of Canadian,

American & British people believe in God.

Why don’t we just tell the other 14%

To be quiet and sit down????

If you agree, share this.

God Bless  you

The Son

The SON

This is great, take a moment to read it, it will make your day!

The ending will surprise you.

Take My Son

A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art.

When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son.

About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands.

He said, ‘Sir, you don’t know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art.’ The young man held out this package. ‘I know this isn’t much. I’m not really a great artist, but I think your son would have wanted you to have this.’

The father opened the package. It was a portrait of his son, painted by the young man. He stared in awe at the way the soldier had captured the personality of his son in the painting. The father was so drawn to the eyes that his own eyes welled up with tears. He thanked the young man and offered to pay him for the picture. ‘Oh, no sir, I could never repay what your son did for me. It’s a gift.’

The father hung the portrait over his mantle. Every time visitors came to his home he took them to see the portrait of his son before he showed them any of the other great works he had collected.

The man died a few months later. There was to be a great auction of his paintings. Many influential people gathered, excited over seeing the great paintings and having an opportunity to purchase one for their collection.

On the platform sat the painting of the son. The auctioneer pounded his gavel. ‘We will start the bidding with this picture of the son. Who will bid for this picture?’

There was silence.

Then a voice in the back of the room shouted, ‘We want to see the famous paintings. Skip this one.’

But the auctioneer persisted. ‘Will somebody bid for this painting? Who will start the bidding? $100, $200?’

Another voice angrily. ‘We didn’t come to see this painting. We came to see the Van Gogh’s, the Rembrandts. Get on with the real bids!’

But still the auctioneer continued. ‘The son! The son! Who’ll take the son?’

Finally, a voice came from the very back of the room. It was the longtime gardener of the man and his son. ‘I’ll give $10 for the painting..’ Being a poor man, it was all he could afford.

‘We have $10, who will bid $20?’

‘Give it to him for $10. Let’s see the masters.’

The crowd was becoming angry. They didn’t want the picture of the son.

They wanted the more worthy investments for their collections.

The auctioneer pounded the gavel.. ‘Going once, twice, SOLD for $10!’

A man sitting on the second row shouted, ‘Now let’s get on with the collection!’

The auctioneer laid down his gavel. ‘I’m sorry, the auction is over.’

‘What about the paintings?’

‘I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a secret stipulation in the will. I was not allowed to reveal that stipulation until this time. Only the painting of the son would be auctioned. Whoever bought that painting would inherit the entire estate, including the paintings.

The man who took the son gets everything!’

God gave His son 2,000 years ago to die on the cross. Much like the auctioneer, His message today is: ‘The son, the son, who’ll take the son?’

Because, you see, whoever takes the Son gets everything.

FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, WHO SO EVER BELIEVETH, SHALL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE…THAT’S LOVE

Unemployed (aka Toilet Cleaner)

Unemployed (aka Toilet Cleaner)

An unemployed worker applies at Microsoft for the position of a janitor.

The HR chief invites him to an interview and subjects him to some tests.

Then he tells him: You got the job, just give me your e-mail address so that I can send you the employment contract as well as the day and time when to start.

The man is distraught and answers that he has no computer and therefore also no e-mail.

The HR boss tells him that if he has no e-mail address he virtually does not exist and therefore cannot hold a job.

The man leaves in a desperate mood without knowing what to do with his last $10 in his pocket.

Finally he decides to go into a supermarket to buy a 10 lb box of strawberries.

He starts out with door to door calls in order to sell those strawberries by the pound.

He manages to double his capital in 2 hours.

He repeats the deal 3 times more and goes home with $60 in his pocket.

He comes to see that he can survive this way. He starts every day earlier and comes home every day later. So he triples or quadruples his money every day.

A short time later he buys a wheel barrow, then exchanges it later into a truck and sooner or later is the owner of a complete fleet of delivery trucks.

5 years go by…

The man is now the owner of one of the largest food chain in the USA

Now he starts thinking about the future for him and his family and decides,

He calls an agent and selects a good policy.

At the end of the negotiations the agent asks him for his e-mail address to send him a confirmation of the policy.

The man tells him that he doesn’t have an e-mail address!

That is strange, says the agent, you have no e-mail and nevertheless you built this large empire.

Can you imagine where you would be if you had an e-mail address.

The man briefly thinks and then answers:

I WOULD BE A TOILET CLEANER AT MICROSOFT!

Moral 1 of the story:

The internet does not solve all the problems in our lives!

Moral 2 of the story:

When you have no e-mail but work hard you can become a millionaire!

Moral 3 of the story:

You received this story by e-mail. Therefore you are closer to a janitor than to a millionaire!

Nevertheless have a good day!!!!!

Don’t answer this e-mail since I am out buying strawberries!!

Good Links

When You Reach The End Of Your Rope…

When you reach the end of your rope. . .

You will find the hem of his garment!


I would rather live my life as if there is a God,

and die to find out there isn’t, than live my life

as if there isn’t, and die to find out there is.

You are my 8 in 8 seconds. Repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!

“Lord, I love you and I need you,

come into my heart, and bless me,

my family, my home, my finances,

and all of my friends,

in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

Rules from God for 2009

Rules from God for 2009

  1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day.  “Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it” Psalms 118:24
  2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. “The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart.”  I Samuel 16:7
  3. Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. “He who guards his lips guards his soul.” Proverbs 13:3
  4. Stand Up!!… For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. “Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good…” Galatians 6:9-10
  5. Look Up !!… To the Lord.   “I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me.”  Philippians 4:13
  6. Reach Up !!… For something higher. “Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding. In all your ways, acknowledge Him, And He will direct your path.” Proverbs 3:5-6
  7. Lift Up !!… Your Prayers.  “Do not worry about anything;  Instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING.”  Philippians 4:6

God Answers Prayer.

The Folded Napkin

I HAD NEVER HEARD THIS, BUT I WILL NEVER LOOK AT A NAPKIN THAT I DON’T THINK OF IT.

PLEASE READ THIS.

Why Did Jesus Fold the Napkin?

This is one I can honestly say I have never seen circulating in the emails so; I’ll start it, if it touches you and you want to forward it..

Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His resurrection?

I never noticed this….

The Gospel of John (20:7) tells us that the napkin, which was placed over the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes.

The Bible takes an entire verse to tell us that the napkin was neatly folded, and was placed at the head of that stony coffin.

Early Sunday morning, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene came to the tomb and found that the stone had been rolled away from the entrance.

She ran and found Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved. She said, ‘They have taken the Lord’s body out of the tomb, and I don’t know where they have put him!’

Peter and the other disciple ran to the tomb to see. The other disciple outran Peter and got there first. He stooped and looked in and saw the linen cloth lying there, but he didn’t go in.

Then Simon Peter arrived and went inside. He also noticed the linen wrappings lying there, while the cloth that had covered Jesus’ head was folded up and lying to the side.

Was that important? Absolutely!

Is it really significant?

Yes!

In order to understand the significance of the folded napkin, you have to understand a little bit about Hebrew tradition of that day. The folded napkin had to do with the Master and Servant, and every Jewish boy knew this tradition.

When the servant set the dinner table for the master, he made sure that it was exactly the way the master wanted it.

The table was furnished perfectly, and then the servant would wait, just out of sight, until the master had finished eating, and the servant would not dare touch that table, until the master was finished.

Now if the master were done eating, he would rise from the table, wipe his fingers, his mouth, and clean his beard, and would wad up that napkin and toss it onto the table.

The servant would then know to clear the table. For in those days, the wadded napkin meant, ‘I’m done’.

But if the master got up from the table, and folded his napkin, and laid it beside his plate, the servant would not dare touch the table, because……….

The folded napkin meant, ‘I’m coming back!’

He is Coming Back!!

Be Blessed

Little Boy’s Explanation of God

A Little Boy’s Explanation of God — Fabulous!!! – Out of the mouths of the Babes–

I certainly don’t think an adult could explain this more beautifully!

THIS IS FABULOUS!!!

It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista , CA . He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to ‘explain God.’ I wonder if any of us could have done as well?

[ ... And he had such an assignment, in California, and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen ! ... ]

EXPLANATION OF GOD:

‘One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn’t make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn’t have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.’

‘God’s second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn’t have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.’

‘God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn’t go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad’s head asking for something they said you couldn’t have.’

‘Atheists are people who don’t believe in God. I don’t think there are any in Chula Vista . At least there aren’t any who come to our church.’

‘Jesus is God’s Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn’t want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn’t know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.’

‘His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn’t have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.’

‘You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.’

‘You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there’s anybody you want to make happy, it’s God!

Don’t skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn’t come out at the beach until noon anyway.’

‘If you don’t believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can’t go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He’s around you when you’re scared, in the dark or when you can’t swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.’

‘But…you shouldn’t just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases.

And…that’s why I believe in God.’

(If you believe in God, please pass this on, and may God bless you too.)

Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you!

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