Hardware Store Teapot


Earl was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,  so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware  store.

At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Carl was finished, Mary asked “How much for the  teapot?”

Carl replied, “That’s silver and it costs $300.”

“My goodness that sure is a lot of money”, Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Earl had sent her to buy, and Carl went to  the back room to find it.

From the back room Carl yelled, “Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?”

Mary replied, “No, but I will  for the teapot.”

This is why you can’t send a woman to a hardware store.

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