Simple Sally

One day simple Sally asked her Momma, “Momma can I take the dog for a walk around the block?”

Her Momma replied ” No, because she is in heat.”

Confused, Simple Sally asked, “What’s that mean?”

“Go ask your Father”.

Simple Sally headed into the garage to find her Father slaving away on his hog and she asked,” Dad can I take Belle for a walk? I asked Momma but she said the dog was in heat and to come ask you.”

Without looking up from his work, her Father said, ” bring Belle over here.”  Simple Sally did as her Father said and brought Belle to his side. He then took a rag, soaked it with gasoline and scrubbed it on the dog’s backside with it and said, “Okay you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.”

Simple Sally left and returned a few minutes later with No Dog. Shocked by this her Father finally laid down his tools and looked at his daughter to ask, “Where is Belle?”

“She ran out of gas about half way around the block,” explained Simple Sally. “So another dog is pushing her home.”


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