Baby Boomer Songs


Baby Boomer Songs

It was fun being a baby boomer… until now. Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Herman’s Hermits – Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr – I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees – How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin – Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

Roberta Flack — The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash – I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon — Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores – Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye – Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem — A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer – You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations – Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba – Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando – Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy – I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore – It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.

And a favorite: Willie Nelson – On the Commode Again

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