The Proper Hugging of a Baby – All About Hugs


The Proper ‘Hugging’ of a Baby

(this is priceless)

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was

Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the Hugging process..

4. The ‘paw slide’

Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to achieve the best photo quality.

If you don’t share this, a dog will pee on your computer!

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