Brit Humour


Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.  They’ve told the public not to panic as they’ve managed to push it inside.
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During last night’s high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, “We didn’t even know they were living up there”.
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind,

so CrimeWatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low.
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, “what’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.  They’ve told the public not to panic as they’ve managed to push it inside.
============================================

During last night’s high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, “We didn’t even know they were living up there”.
=============================================

Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind,

so CrimeWatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
=============================================

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low.
=============================================

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, “what’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”

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