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New Wine For Seniors

New hybrid grape acts as an anti-diuretic

 

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

 

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

 

The new wine will be marketed as…

 

  Pino More

 

 

We Heard It Through The Grapevine.

Hug Certificate

 

This Is A Hug Certificate – Just for You

If I could catch a rainbow

I would do it just for you

And share with you its beauty

On the days you’re feeling blue.

If I could build a mountain

You could call your very own;

A place to find serenity,

A place to be alone.

If I could take your troubles

I would toss them in the sea,

But all these things, I’m finding,

Are impossible for me.

I cannot build a mountain

Or catch a rainbow fair,

But let me be what I know best,

A friend who’s always there..

2011 Best Hair Do’s

Love the people who treat you right;
Pray for the ones who don’t.

When the power of love over powers the love of power, there will be peace!

What Would I Do Without My Pets

What Would I Do
Without My Pets?

Easter Bunny

All I need to know — I learned from the Easter Bunny!

  •  Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
  • Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
  • There’s no such thing as too much candy.
  • All work and no play can make you a basket case.
  • Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
  • Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
  • Keep your paws off of other people’s jelly beans.
  • Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.
  • The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
  • To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell.
  • The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

May the joy of the season fill your heart.

And may God Bless You!

Happy Easter!

Purpose of a Dog’s Life (from a 6-year-old)

Ever wonder what a dog’s purpose might be?
The following is the text of an email that I just received. I can’t verify that it is really a true story but it does carry a nice message and says a lot about the value of pets in our lives. It came along with a bunch of cute dog photos at the beginning with the message to “Be sure to scroll all the way down and read the story and thoughts at the end. The purpose of a dog!” Here’s the text of the email:

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn’t do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane  might learn something from the experience.

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker’s family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker’s transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker’s death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, ”I know why.”

Startled, we all turned to  him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I’d never heard a more comforting explanation. It has changed the way I try and live. He said,”People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life — like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?” The six-year-old continued, ”Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don’t have to stay as long.”

  • Live simply.
  • Love generously.
  • Care deeply.
  • Speak kindly.

Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

  • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
  • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
  • Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
  • Take naps.
  • Stretch before rising.
  • Run, romp, and play daily.
  • Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
  • Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
  • On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
  • On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
  • When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
  • Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
  • Be loyal.
  • Never pretend to be something you’re not.
  • If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
  • When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.

Enjoy every moment of every day! When you are grateful — when you can see what you have — you unlock blessings to flow in your life.

Luv U Day

She can deal with stress and carry heavy burdens. She smiles when she feels like screaming, and she sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she’s happy and laughs when she’s afraid. Her love is unconditional.

There’s only one thing wrong with her. She forgets what she’s worth!

Share this with every beautiful woman you know. Remind her that she’s unique. I love you girl ☺.

Cat Houses for the Homeless

Cat Houses for the Homeless! (Not What You Think)
Watch how you shape your retirement!! This guy has saved a lot of cats.  Check out the little houses he built for them.

Craig Grant bought a tree farm far away from the city and turned it into a sanctuary for all the cats he has rescued. He lives there with the cats and provides lots of love, care and companionship. It’s hard to imagine that once he was not a cat lover and did not want cats until he met his sons cat Pepper. He also got to experience what it is like raising a litter of kittens.

“Over that time I learned that every cat had its own unique personality and it wasn’t long before the kittens were swinging from my curtains. I didn’t care. Something had changed, I didn’t want to give them up”.  The condo life was not easy for the kitties, so Craig found a tree farm and settled down there for his fur babies. Over the next several months, he rescued more and more homeless and abandoned cats. The number of new residents kept going up, so Craig expanded the sanctuary to make more room for the animals.

The farm was named Caboodle Ranch and is now a permanent home for all the homeless, rescued cats. Each of them has a sad story of their past, but now they are living in heaven. Cats should be able to roam free, and at Caboodle Ranch, that’s what they do. Craig has built many beautiful cat houses and decorated the place with vibrant colors and tons of liveliness. All the cats are spayed and neutered.

Don’t forget to visit Caboodle Ranch (non profit rescue center) at their website and check them out on Facebook.

Useful Dog Tricks

Check out this video

Useful
Dog Tricks

Tips for 2011

Ten Great Tips For 2011

1.  Stay out of trouble.

2.  Aim for greater heights.

3.  Stay focused on your job.

4.  Exercise to maintain good health.

5.  Practice team work.

6.  Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back.  Take your time trusting others.

7.  Save for rainy days.

8.  Rest and relax

9.  Always take time to smile.

AND

10..  Realize that nothing is impossible.

THE SENILITY PRAYER :

Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.

Now, . .you are supposed to share this with a bunch of your friends.

And remember this:
“You don’t stop laughing because you grow old,

You grow old because you stop laughing!!!”

New Cell Phone

I just got my new cell phone, – and it’s one I understand how to operate!!!

 

At Last, a Cell Phone for Seniors!

You REALLY have to be OLD to appreciate THIS joke.

I know some of you are not old enough to get this, but you can pass it on to some old person who needs a laugh today!!!

Why Women Are Bottom Heavy

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You Make Me Happy

Dog Expressions

The Proper Hugging of a Baby – All About Hugs

The Proper ‘Hugging’ of a Baby

(this is priceless)

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was

Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the Hugging process..

4. The ‘paw slide’

Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to achieve the best photo quality.

If you don’t share this, a dog will pee on your computer!

This Reminds Me of You – Fits You

I like you because of who you are to me…
A true friend.

And if I don’t get this back
I’ll take the hint.

Tonight at midnight
Your true love will realize
They like you

Something good will
Happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM
Tomorrow.

It could be anywhere
— at home, Yahoo, outside of work, anywhere.

Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Remember:

‘A good friend will
Come bail you
Out of jail…..

But a true friend will
Be sitting next to you
Saying WE screwed
Up, but we had fun!’

Proud
To Be
Your Friend!

Make sure you read
All the way down to
The last sentence,
And don’t skip ahead.

I’ve learned..
That life is like a
Roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets
To the end, the
Faster it goes.

I’ve learned….
That we should be
Glad God doesn’t
Give us everything

We ask for

I’ve learned…….
That money doesn’t
Buy class.

I’ve learned…that it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I’ve learned…
That under everyone’s
Hard shell is someone
Who wants to be
Appreciated
And loved.

I’ve learned..
That the Lord didn’t
Do it all in one day
What makes me

Think I can?

I’ve learned…
That to ignore the
Facts does not
Change the facts.

I’ve learned…..
That the less time
I have to work,
The more things
I get done..

To all of you…. Make
Sure you read all the
Way down to the
Last sentence…

It’s National
Friendship Week.

Show your friends
How much you care.

Share this with everyone
You consider a FRIEND!

Even if it means sharing
It with the person
Who shared it with you.

If it comes back to you,
Then you’ll know you
Have a circle of friends.

HAPPY
FRIENDSHIP
WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!

YOU ARE MY FRIEND
AND I AM HONORED.